Who Are You? - Chadtronic Remix

[Basketball hitting backboard]
Frick!

[Basketball hitting backboard]
Dangit!

[Basketball hitting backboard]
Shoot!

[Intro]

Stop!

[More intro]

Ladies and FRICKS!
My name is Chadtronic
and today's video is about
Pokemon GO!

What is more dangerous?
Regular video games: not dangerous.
A computer game: not dangerous.
A cell phone video game?!
Ooohhh boy, you better keep your pants zipped up.

[Chorus]
YEAH! KAZOO! (Kazoo)
I don't even know who you are
Who are YOU?!
No. No, no, no. (WHAT?!) FRICK!
What the heck is this?!
What is he doing, He's just randomly petting. (WHAT!?)
What does that even mean though?
(Erareerareerrar)
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

This is so FREAKIN' WEIRD!
[Breaks light with pillow]
People have always said
Chad-Chad, wave around that pillow
in that small room
You're gonna break something one of these days Chad.
You're gonna break something with that pillow.
Well...
They were right.

[Chorus]
YEAH! KAZOO! (Kazoo)
I don't even know who you are
Who are YOU?!
No. No, no, no. (WHAT?!) FRICK!
What the heck is this?!
What is he doing, He's just randomly petting. (WHAT!?)
What does that even mean though?
(Erareerareerrar)
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

Stop!
The biggest argument I think I ever got into
with my friends at a sleepover were-is-uh
whether certain Pokemon card trades was fair or not.
We had printed-out binders of Pokemon card values
and we made sure that NO ONE-NO ONE
was getting ripped off!

In fact, Kyle, out there
If you still have my Charizard give it back to me!
I don't know if you watch my videos or not
but that's my-that's my card, Kyle!
That's my first edition-first edition Charizard
no shadow, no shadow!
You take it from me!

I need to sit down, I'm getting way too excited.

[Chorus]
YEAH! KAZOO! (Kazoo)
I don't even know who you are
Who are YOU?!
No. No, no, no. (WHAT?!) FRICK!
What the heck is this?!
What is he doing, He's just randomly petting. (WHAT!?)
What does that even mean though?
(Erareerareerrar)
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

YEAH! KAZOO! (Kazoo)
I don't even know who you are
Who are YOU?!
No. No, no, no. (WHAT?!) FRICK!
What the heck is this?!
What is he doing, He's just randomly petting. (WHAT!?)
What does that even mean though?
(Erareerareerrar)
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

Okay, that's enough for me.
[laughing]