Who Am I

[Verse One]

Who am I? I'm that guy who pisses people off
Talks about controversial topics and leaves everyone scoffed
If she were real I'd probably rape Lora Croft
Has an emo friend named Quel Loft
One Christmas I cut my sisters head off and gave it to my mom right along with my girl of socks, like try better next year bitch; now I'm the boss
Surprisingly enough she called the cops, from now on three little piggies get the holidays off
Fuck battling I'll physically murder anyone who sounds soft
That's right I don't play
Use dry ice to spray down any gay
Am I crazy or psycho?
Well it just depends on the day
Take a girl on a date, bring her down to the bay
Put her head under water until she lay motionless and sway
Then walk away singing happy birthday
I'm a literal psycho path
I'll slash your ass faster than lighting a match and taking some gas to ignite it
Don't try to fight it, I'll kill any faggot you nitwit!
Don't bother trying to help me because I'm a Schizophrenic
But don't panic because then I'll go manic
Cut out your intestines and use them to hang you between two trees like a hammock
I'm an atheist so how can I be satanic?
Let's go down to the lake so I can make you sink quicker than the titanic, and you'll be more lost than Atlantis

[Verse Two]

Girls keep leaving me saying all I do it cling
So I sit in my room, work out my right arm, and let it rain offspring
My name is James Earl Ray making everybody pay
Whether you're a different race, disabled, or gay
I guess that I can get away with the stupid shit that I say because you don't know me personally
If anyone you've ever met in real life said half the shit that I say you would try to get them into therapy
When in reality I'm probably the one that needs mental help
But the last person that tried to get me into therapy got stabbed while I sat there and laughed hysterically
This is why I do what I do on the mic
If you don't like my music I'll blast you in the neck and fuck your corpse all night
It would be useless to try to put up a fight
I'll just slam you into the light, until everything get's really bright
Then hit you over the head so hard you'll lose your fucking eye sight

[Verse Three]

People in my school annoy me so I might just shoot it up
While screaming "No running in the hall ways, that's disorderly conduct"
I got you all bucked just because I fucked with the social construct
The kids that were home sick had even worse luck
I'll sneak into their house when it's real dark and slit their dogs throat just so that way it doesn't bark
Then make my way into the parents room and cut out the moms heart
Inject the dad with a poisonous dark
Watch him fall on the floor acting like a fucking retarded and hit him harder than when Dr. Dre slapped Dee Barnes
Then rip out his esophagus just to get me hard
As for the kid I'll hang him like a Kite
Strain his neck real tight
Go cannibal when I start to bite
Get him in more than one slice and roll him like some fucking dice
Then when the cops come by just say "Everything's alright, I'm white"
And they'll walk sway saying "Have a wonderful night"