White Van Cometh

[Intro: Simple]
Okay
Yea, turn the number one nob up
Hello? Yo! Yo
My voice is a little tinny
Up some more
Up, up, up, up, up, up
You find it?
Crank that fucker
Turn it up some more
What?
Yea, oh there we go
Now I got some [?]
That's good
Now--wait, turn it down just a little bit
That's a bit hot
Hahaha
Yo, I'm Simple, picky rapper
Yo!
Simple, Thunderthief

[Verse: Simple]
I step up on the mic with intent to kill
I got a head full of sense and it's meant to spill
Renovated over winter time cause rent's a steal
Never left the basement so suspense could build
Had a solo on the rollover minutes, I had to trim it
Damn near reached my limit without a finish
Sandpeople, no crew's as sick as we are
Cause every rapper got a season pass to the ER
Most producers use it twice a year
We're the ones surviving off the price in beer
Only got a job when I fixed the test
People try to test my piss, I resist arrest
Wanna know the definition of a quick success?
She get two clit licks and I get the rest
Yea, I've never been anywhere near the South
But I'd love to get crunk 'til you punch me out
Huh, how 'bout now, can you still hear me?
If you can't see clearly then you'll pay dearly
Yearly, monthly, daily, but really though
Hold up your badge, handcuffs, and your billy club
And if you don't comply with all my wishes
Hold breaths deep, gon' sleep with the fishes
Skull on my back, I'm just spooked and suspicious
Not used to the image, I'm the new fucking vintage
Who is this man, who's business plan
Is to give away all he can on demand
I've been living in the same way for centuries
Inside my brain there's a thousand different meant-to-bes
I got a catalog of memories, hereditary renaissance
Got a huge handle on the side of me
A universal suitcase that you try to see
Can't buy one, but Prometheus invited me
I'm like a lightsaber, got a dark side to me
Who commits a robbery with lucky at the lottery?
When did America become a rich slum?
And when did democracy turn to fiction?
I never point a gun at older people's rich sons
You decide when to fire, I'll decide which one
Manila envelope, rim shot, kick drum
Head shot, double snare, crash, victim
Hanging out with dead presidents on a holiday
Hotel room smashed up, no apologies
I brought a diagram, purpose? Etymology
Man hunt, APB out to follow me
Can't one man outrun astronomy
It's all about the book just before Deuteronomy
Tap my phone for my view on public policy
And now the white vans rolling up gonna swallow me