White People Anthem 2020

[Intro]
Yes bro, I fucking love numbers, lil bro (Right? Right?)
That's my shit
Uh (What?)
Oh
Here comes this white-ass nigga again
Oh my God
(Yo) Act normal, act normal
Yo, what's up, brothas? (Mm, what up bro?)
Hey, I- (Yo) I just got some really good weed if you guys wanna smoke it
It's, uh, purple kush

[Verse 1]
I'm white as fuck, but imma still call you my brotha
Born in the hood, so I say nigga, never say nigga
I'm not a racist, I am a lover
Grew up with twelve black friends, and one of them robbed me
(That was mean) His name was Rodney
Called him a nigga, I was just mad though
Ain't really mean it, that's no cap, hoe
I love black people, I fell in love with a black girl
She cheated on me with a black dude
He was my best friend, now I hate him
But I don't hate blacks, actually love them
Fuck Donald Trump, I love London Yellow music
My favorite song by him is I Don't Like Ns
Kinda like cheese, but it all depends
Gotta smell like the shit of my dog's back end (What the fuck?)
Nigga, how do you know what a dog's ass smells like? (Yo)
You know what they say, that's man's best friend
Besides blacks, they are my besties
That's why I rap for the family like testes
Please accept me

[Interlude/Skit]
It ain't that serious
(This nigga) I followed you on Instagram bro, can you please accept me?
(I don't even have a Instagram) Follow my- Accept my follow request?
(Uh) Please?
Alright bro
So
What are you guys uh, up to today?
Nothin', bro
Probably watchin' movies (Just hangin' out)
Oh, that's pretty cool
Yep
You guys wanna have, like a freestyle battle or something? Or-
(No) Not really
I don't know, go to the store?
Nah

[Verse 2]
Chilling with my brothas, smoking on a backwood
Feeling kinda horny, thinkin' 'bout they big cocks
Sike, that's a gay joke, I wear OF socks
Wait, my dad just called, B-R-B, we gotta talk

[Interlude]
Oh, no offense guys
(Oh my God) Nigga, we were both raised by our dads

[Verse 3]
My favorite rapper inspiration
Is triple X Tentacion
R.I.P Juice WRLD, R.I.P whoppa
Why do legends die? That shit gotta stop, bro

[Interlude]
Everybody dies, Chad, get used to it
Yeah, anyway

[Verse 4]
I'm not racist, just so y'all know
I'm on the phone (Bro)

[Interlude/Dialogue]
I didn't say nothin' about you bein' racist
I was just, you know, earlier when I was talkin' about how
What?
Where I suggested that you guys didn't have dads
Aight
But yeah, I wasn't bein' racist, it's just that African-Americans have the highest non-marital birthrates in the United States
Nigga get out of my house
What? Why?
I was just- (Get the fuck outta my house)
Bro, it's just statistics, it's just that-
Aw man
I guess I'll just hang out with my white friends today

[Outro]
Now I'm sad
(Hey, get the fuck off the street, guy) I gotta hang with my white friends
I don't wanna hang with white friends