White Girl Wasted

[Intro]
"Bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"Heheh, we had a sick night, that's what happened"
"Damn, run it back"

[Chorus]
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"

[Verse 1]
I guess I'll start from the top of the night, I suppose
I was drinkin' Hennessy while cookin' ramen on the stove
When I get a call from the homie Dwight, got me hyped
He said, "I'm callin' up the bitches and we fuckin' up the night"
So with shot after shot, all the girls at the bar
I was sippin' my Patron and noticed Susie from afar
She a baddie, she a ten, she be the Barbie to my Ken
I gotta show her how I fuck it up, like stompin' in some Timbs
So I had to drop it low and clear the dance floor
I was moonwalkin' in this bitch, Smooth Criminal
When I gave a look at Susie, she started comin' to me
Then she whispered in my ear, "You the guy that gets my coochie"

[Chorus]
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"

[Verse 2]
I had a tingle down my leg and I don't know how to describe it
Had my woody to the stars when they turn up, up and grindin'
Man, good thing I've been drinkin', holy shit
Susie got me cuffed the way she back that ass up
You would think we in a strip club
We at the crib to handle biz, like bounce it up and down a bit
And flip around and turn around and wobble on the dick
But she ain't never met a man that could go five rounds
By round number three, she asked, "Can you tie me down?"
"Susie with the boobies and the booties? What did you say?
Did you say yes?"
"Bro, hell yeah, I tied her down"
"What a fucking legend"

[Chorus]
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"
White girl wasted, last night was like a movie
"Bro, you promised not to tell I fucking hooked up with Susie"
"You talkin' Susie with the boobies, and the booties, smokin' boofies?"
"That's what I said, bitch, had a boner goin' through the roofie"