White Boy Can’t Dance

[Da Runt:] Yo yo, ladies and gentlemen, mothers and fuckers
Gang Bang's in the motherfuckin' house!
Got a new sucka on the mic, so [???] for MC Rhythmless!

[Verse 1] [MC Rhythmless]
I might look human but I'm not, ya see
I was built in the Glomco factory
Programmed my raps on a computer chip
Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips
I'm a robot MC named Rhythmless
Laying down my rap before you try to diss
The way I look, talk, walk or dance
I'm gonna rock the house down if you give me a chance
Cause I'm better than Terminator, smooth like Hammer
You can rent a car from [???] but it won't matter
Cause MC R is here to bust a move
Gonna get down to it on the top of this groove

[Verse 2] [G Credit]
You slither out on stage, try to steal the show
Well listen up punk, cause there's something that ya don't know
My name's G Credit, leader of the crew
You better show me something cause your payment's overdue
You're a white bread, rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy
It's too bad, punk, that you're steppin' out sloppy
You better find your beat and the moves to hit it
Dance your ass around the stage 'fore I stick my gat up in it

[Chorus]
(White boy! White boy!)
[G Credit:] White boy, white boy
[Roundboy:] White boy can't dance
(White boy! White boy!)
[G Credit:] White boy, white boy
[Roundboy:] White boy can't dance

[Spoken]
[MC Rhythmless:] What you mean I can't dance? Stand back and let me show you my moves
[Roundboy:] Uh, what's he doin'?
[G Credit:] You call that dancin'?
[Da Runt:] Man, call 911! He's having a epileptic freak!
[G Credit:] Lady Dee, show this fool what time it is
[Roundboy:] Aww yeah

[Verse 3] [Lady Dee]
"Who the hell are you?" Well I'm Lady Dee
You wanna sing a verse, better come and see me
Suckin' up the spotlight, it's rightfully mine
That robot can't dance and he wish he could rhyme
Got a problem with Dee? Huh, I'll solve it
I'll snip off your dick like Lorena Bobbitt
Wanna throw down with Gang Bang? I don't think that you're able
(Wack clothes, bad hair)
Now let's inspect your cable

[Verse 4] [Da Runt]
Asshole, dyke, hoe, pussy ass cunt
Bitches too sleazy, they're calling on Da Runt
[Roundboy:] Come on, Runt, this is supposed to be about the robot

Okay
Motherfuckin' dick slap, cum spattered ho
Skeezy tit bitch, fuckin' dick sucka [loaf?]
Fellatio, vagina, anal, cunnilingus
Vaginal, Fallopian, ramma-jamma penis

[Chorus]
[G Credit:] White boy, white boy
[Roundboy:] White boy can't dance
[G Credit:] White boy, white boy
[Roundboy:] White boy can't dance

[G Credit:] Teck 9, cap that motherfucker

(White boy!)