Whiskey Problems

[Verse 1]
You got ninety-nine problems, I got eighty proof
Mixed in seven different drinks to forget about you
And that's what I'm gonna do
It only took six months and five whole weeks
I swear to god forty ounces never felt so free
So free of your memory

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out
In this two-player game
And girl, I think we're one in the same

[Chorus]
If you could just drop your problems
At the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Verse 2]
I've got a big hunch that you don't give a shit
And I've been kicking myself for not realizing it
But all that's over now
'Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
And they're dying to hear me out

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out
In this two-player game
And girl, you know I've won either way

[Chorus]
If you could just drop your problems
At the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Post-Chorus]
You keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Chorus]
If you could just drop your problems
At the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright, yeah

[Chorus]
Drop your problems
At the bottom of the bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow
But it feels alright, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey

[Outro]
So you keep your problems
I'll keep the whiskey