Whiskey Is Alright In Its Place, But Its Place Is In Hell

I am the street peddler's miracle
I am the street peddler's miracle
I am the street peddler's miracle
I am the street
I am the street peddler's miracle
I am the street peddler's miracle
I am the street peddler's miracle
Juice

Do I hear? Do I hear?
Do I hear? Do I hear?
Do I hear? Do I hear?
Buyer in the balcony
Do I hear? Do I hear?
Do I hear? Do I hear?
Do I hear? Do I hear?
Buyer in the balcony

(Sold to the vampire) and his lovely establishment
(Vampire) and his lovely establishment
If integrity were a wooden spike
We’d all be fucked
Push the corpses into the gutter
We would say to one another

These smart-ass children had it coming
These smart-ass children had it coming
These smart-ass children had it coming

These clones drone along to their power
These clones drone along to their power
These clones drone along to their power
These clones drone

Up sell, up sell

These smart-ass children
Had it coming

Up sell, up sell, up sell

These smart-ass children
Had it coming
These smart-ass

Up sell, up sell, up sell

If we’re going out to dance, (you’re up for sale now)
They’re pissing in the disco halls, (you’re up for sale now)

Up sell, up sell, up sell

If we’re going out to dance, (you’re up for sale now)
They’re pissing in the disco halls, (you’re up for sale now)

Up sell, up sell, up sell
Up sell, up sell, up sell

This is our lives watched by the auctioneer
This is our lives watched by the auctioneer

Up sell, up sell, up sell
Up sell, up sell, up sell
Up sell, up sell, up sell
Up sell, up sell, up sell