Whiskey Dick Skit (Alien Head Alan)

-Cause you're really drunk. You smell like..Ugh what did you drink?

-Whiskey

-I could tell

-Yeaahhh

-(Laughing)

-What are you laughing at?

-You're making me drunk off of your breath

-That's bullshit

-I'm getting a bit tipsy

-You can get tipsy off of my semen

-(Laughing) Lovely

-(Drunken laughing)

-You have any other choice phrases you wanna add to the..?

-I don't know. You want to make me some ?? with some, with stuff?

-Make some stuff?

-I don't know what I'm saying. Why is it ??? ??? ???

-Because you're drunk and sleeping through a party

-Oh my god there's midgets around

-There midgets around?

-Midgets! I want a midget!

-Remember that dork ??...

-Oh isn't this lovely?

-Lucky

-Ooh fantastic

-(Laughing)

-Alright ?? ??. I want a midget named lucky

-A midget named Lucky?

-Yes

-Oh. Maybe you'll get lucky

-Have I..