Whichcatchewedmycuckoo

Which cat chewed your cuckoo?
Well all of my life
I've been told that I must get married
I've got to find myself a wife
If I can't walk I must be carried

I don't want some aggravation
I don't need some imitation
Out of the box and she's intact
She's got legs right up her back
Of black stockings that's a fact

WHICH CAT CHEWED YOUR CUCKOO?

Which cat chewed your cuckoo?
Well I got myself a wife
How come she gets embarrassed?
But she dresses up right
And pretends to be some foreign heiress

I didn't want some aggravation
I don't need some imitation
Out of the box and she's intact
She's got legs right up her back
Of black stockings that's a fact

WHICH CAT CHEWED YOUR CUCKOO?

I didn't want some aggravation
I don't need some imitation
Out of the box and she's intact
She's got legs right up her back
Of black stockings that's a fact

WHICH CAT CHEWED YOUR CUCKOO?