“Wheyfu Anthem” is a anime-nerdcore rap dedicated to a multitude of anime girls who shows masculine traits which of that Ham Sandwich finds attractive.
[Intro]
(Sheesh) This one goes out to all my strong females
(Sheesh) (Ayy) You women out here got me like "Yuh"
I see you (They got me like—)
Benchin' crazy, liftin' crazy, squats crazy
Girl, you got me like—
(Ayy, yo, Foreigner you crazy fo' this one)
I'm lookin' as respectfully as possible
[Chorus]
Ayy, I need a baddie who can beat me up (Yessir)
Street fighting in the sheets, tighten when I beat it up (Bop-bop)
Like the bunny from My Hero Academia (Yeah)
These the types of workouts you can't put on social media (No, sir)
Spot me, put me on your shoulders, you could squat mе (Woo-woo)
And I won't be satisfied 'til you thighs could squash me (Woo-woo, woo)
Toss mе around, I can handle it
Girl, your body got me hitting poses like a mannequin (Ayy)
[Verse 1]
First time that I saw Cammy White, knew I wasn't acting right
I knew that I had to pipe, get up in them abs tonight (Yessir)
Pussy got me floating off the planet like a satellite (Heee)
Send me to the moon, it was destiny
I'm an acolyte ([?] from the moon)
Look, wait, I-I might pull up on a Chun-Li (Ha)
I know that she want me (Yeah) Trill nigga, bun B (Yeah)
Nigga, I ain't fronting
If she going down, I might be going down on one knee (Ayy)
Stuff it in her mouth
I got my tongue between her buttcheeks (Woo)
Stretch her pussy out like the nigga from outta One Piece (I'm in that)
You see, I'm never stressin' out if my woman can one v one me
'Cause I know that she a baddie, I love if she kinda hunky
I swear that it isn't nothing, for a real, nigga, hold you down
Mikasa en mi casa, so mi casa es su casa, finna scarf it down
She giving me brain until she "baka", I might start to drown
Let me get to focusing my chakra
She gon' knock it down, lock it down
No mandate, locked up in the lab again
Ackerman, on my lap again and I'm tappin' it
Dumptruck ass, I tell her back it in
Look, don't believe me you can ask her friends
Guarantee that this her first time with an African
Lemme get a real long look at that abdomen (Look at them abs)
She been getting swole, doesn't mean she getting masculine
When I let her ride me (Ayy)
It just mean, she'll put her back in it.. (Ayy, ayy)
[Chorus]
I need a baddie who can beat me up (Can beat me up)
Street fighting in the sheets, tighten when I beat it up (When I beat it up)
Like the bunny from My Hero Academia (Combo)
These the types of workouts you can't put on social media
(You can't put on social media)
Spot me, put me on your shoulders, you could squat me (Please)
And I won't be satisfied 'til you thighs could squash me (Please, please)
Toss me around I can handle it
Girl, your body got me hitting poses like a mannequin (Ay, ay, ay, yah, ay, yah, yah)
[Verse 2]
Look!
You can catch me lifting dumbbells with Zina Void
'Cause she don't want a nigga who built like Breeton Boi
Brodie so emaciated, please somebody feed the boy (Get him some food)
I eat a five-course meal, and then I redeploy (I'm in the field)
I seen the way you shake weight, you tryna be employed? (Yessir)
We could get a quick pump, and we don't need the roids (Woo)
Dynamic stretching the method of prepping we enjoy (Aha)
Ice cream on a Friday 'cause it's a cheat day
Got her back down on all fours, she need a knee brace (She need knee support)
Hair tied back again, I guess I'm finna see cake (Ayy)
Eat the nut, then she wash it down with a protein shake (Uhh)
Crazy top, knock a nigga out, my girl a sleep aid (Hey)
She need a Planet Fitness subscription, I got a prepaid (Woo)
Brought a leg machine for the house, I ain't a cheapskate (Woo)
Look, I'm tryna make this girl a keepsake
Lock her ass down with no release date (Yeah)
'Cause girl, you got a fine body (Yeah), my body (Yeah)
I'm probably (Yeah), needing that, behind on me (Yeah), grind on me (Yeah)
I might be losing my mind, spin that ass back girl, I need a rewind
'Cause women like you? That ain't easy to find
You like Maki, from the Fire Force or JJK (Woo)
For either girl, I'm going down like Ma-Mayday (Going down)
Or you could like a Tsunade with them triple D's
Or we going little league
Itty, bitty, titty committee, you with me?
Heh! that's for another song (Coming soon)
Usagiyama on my knob, I got a bunny on me (Yessir)
Hold me down, animalistic, gorilla grippin' on it (Uh)
She got a bare cat, binturong
She got a six-pack, and I ain't talking alcohol (Nah)
And I know she throw it back like a lateral (Yessir)
All-natural, 'cause you worked on it
Now get over here, and let me see you twerk on it (Ayy, ayy)
(Yeah, ayy)
[Chorus]
I need a baddie who can beat me up (Ayy, ayy, Yessir)
Street fighting in the sheets, tighten when I beat it up (Woo-woo)
Like the bunny from My Hero Academia (Yeah, yeah)
These the types of workouts you can't put on social media (Hater)
Spot me, put me on your shoulders you could squat me (Woo-woo)
And I won't be satisfied 'til you thighs could squash me (Woo)
Toss me around, I can handle it
Girl, your body got me hitting poses like a mannequin (Ayy)
(Mannequin, mannequin, mannequin, mannequin)
[Outro]
Ahahahaha
(Ayy, yo Foreigner you crazy fo' this one)
Wheyfu Anthem was written by Ham Sandwich (USA).
Wheyfu Anthem was produced by Foreigner2x.
Ham Sandwich (USA) released Wheyfu Anthem on Sat Apr 16 2022.