Where My Kids At? (Skit)

(Phone dialling and ringing)

[Kuniva]
What's up with this bitch?

[Girl]
Hello?

[Kuniva]
What up doe?

[Girl]
Hello?

[Kuniva]
What up doe girl. Don't act like y'all don't know who this is?

[Girl]
Who is this? Hello?

[Kuniva]
Look, yo yo

[Girl]
Hello?

[Kuniva]
Why the fuck you keep saying hello? Where is my motherfucking kids at?

[Girl]
Who? Your baby? See, you got me fucked up...

[Kuniva]
Yo, where is my motherfucking kids at? You know who the fuck this is girl, stop playing!

[Girl]
Nigga, I ain't got no motherfucking kids!

[Kuniva]
Look look look, I saw them kids at the zoo with that nigga you be with?

[Girl]
WHAT?!

[Kuniva]
Where that nigga at, man?

[Girl]
Nigga, get the fuck off my mi...

[Kuniva]
Where is that money I sent you the other day?

[Girl]
Money?!

[Kuniva]
That money...

[Girl]
Man, I don't even motherfucking know you!

[Kuniva]
Look, if you don't bring me... What, why you trying to play around, you that nigga right with you trying to play along? Hello?

[Girl]
Hello? Who the fuck you wanna [????] on?

[Kuniva]
One minute, hold up w-w-wait... I said, where's my motherfucking kids? I know you know the fuck this is!

[Girl]
... can't take a look, I...

[Kuniva]
I saw that nigga at church, with my kids, I want my motherfucking goddamn kids girl! Why the fuck you playing?

[Girl]
WHAT?!

[Kuniva]
Look look look, Imma tell you like this...

[Girl]
... I'm not Jerry Springer, I'm not trying to be...

[Kuniva (Girl arguing in background)]
Wait wait wait, I'm... Look look, see you going off in the deep end, look, Imma tell you like this: if I don't see my kids by the end of this day, I'm fucking you ass up!

[Girl]
If my man was here, he'd beat your ass!

[Kuniva]
Yo, yo, hey, don't get caught slipping, you little slut! I swear to God, I am fucking you up, Imma fuck you up!

(Girl hangs up)

[Kuniva]
Hello?