Where Did You Go?

Where did you go, my friend?
Where did you go all day?
You know that I don't take it well
When people go away

Where did you go?
And why did you abandon me?
Where did you go?
Please tell me what I did to make you leave
I thought that we were friends
I don't want you to leave again
And so I planned a speech to give to you
The moment you got home
Here I go

Ruff, ruff, ruff
Where, oh where did you go?
I didn't have you here
To throw the ball or scratch my ears
So I sat here and I licked various parts of me
Ruff, ruff, ruff

Where did you go? You left today without a trace
And I know because I checked
So if you're wondering it's just because I missed you so
That your bedroom is a wreck
I sat here and I cried and I waited
I took a nap and had a snack and I debated
How long I'd have to dig
To bury stuff under the carpet
And I planned the things I'd say when you got home
Oh, home

Ruff, ruff, ruff
Where, oh where did you go?
I didn't have you here
To throw the ball or scratch my ears
So I sat here and I licked various parts of me
Ruff, ruff, ruff

Ruff, ruff
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
Bow-wow