When You Go To Hell

I was lying on my back
In the dark
When in a flash
I saw a spark

A picture of Dorian Gray
Like a reflection of
Judgment Day

I heard the chorus of horrors within
I saw you standing on the edge
Of a bottomless pit
With a grin

A tragic and terrible clown
Who's dug his own grave
With a crown

So I had church
Way up past the timberline
I smoked the equivalent
Of a bottle of good wine

Thoroughly unleaded
I headed south
Mountains on the roof
Of my mouth

I followed my ravens
My magnets
My fear
Across the dusty floor
Of a dusty mirror

My windshield was unrighteous
And unclean
Why does my love
Come off so mean?

I came across a meeting in the sticks
A gathering of religious lunatics
Performing rituals
Designed to destroy
Individuality, reason, and joy

They flashed a collective
Disingenuous grin
And told me to repent
From my dissent
Cuz it's a sin

They hung their privileges
Over my rights
Their teeth gleamed
Like pitchforks in the night

And they said, "Hey man
Remember us well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell"

Mr. President, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you minichrists, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you pope fiends, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you proxy Satanists, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you Willy Wonka Wiccans, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you cotton-candy Communists, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you Illuminati hotties, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

Russell Brand, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

Eminem, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you control freaks, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you self-justificationers, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

All you green police, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

Juggernut, remember me well
When you go to hell
When you go to hell

©2015 Nathan Payne