When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits)
Neal Acree * Track #11 On The Legend of Vox Machina: Season 2 (Music from the Original Series on Prime Video)
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When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits) by Neal Acree
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Written as an End-Credits song for “The Legend of Vox Machina”, Sam Riegel and Aisling Franciosi play their bard characters Scanlan and Kaylie Shorthalt to perform the epitome of the “Horny Bard meme” in the Dungeons and Dragons community, in a song that describes the wonders and analogies for mastu...
When The Bald Man Cries (End Credits) Lyrics
[Verse 1: Sam Riegel/Scanlan Shorthalt]
Oh, I came across a lovely lass
Shimmy-I-shimmy-I-O
A farmer's daughter with some sass
Shimmy-I-shimmy-I-O
Oh I begged her to let me spend the night
She answered, "No", so I wandered home
That's when my bald man cried
[Verse 2: Aisling Franciosi/Kaylie Shorthalt]
When you're pattin' the bunny
Or flickin' the bean
Or strummin' the ole clam-jo
When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff!
Don't make his bald man cry
[Verse 3: Sam Riegel and Aisling Franciosi]
When you're burping the worm
Or butterin' the muffin
Or spankin' the monkey
Or in a menage a moi!
When your meat's in heat, and you need rеlease
That's when you need to
(Grip it)
(Whip it)
And makе the bald man cry!!