Whatever You Do, Don’t Put the Words ‘Climate Crisis’ in the Title

[Verse 1]
Two turntables on the deck of the Titanic
They pass the mic to you
So spit a lifeboat, sing a time machine
Wrap your arms around me
Keep the cold from biting through
Where's the fight in you?
Flow like the North-Atlantic current
You're a poet, you're a prophet, an extraordinary person
So why can't you make 'em listen?
All they gotta do is not hit the thing they just hit

Got that new Cassandra on cassette
Song of the hottest summer ever
But I haven't listened yet
Been busy with this living death
You know, work and groceries
And posting on the internet
When the end is imminent
That's what the villain says
But I trust the broken doomsday clock
Just needs to be right once
And I'm running out of time
I don't mean existentially
I mean the 25 from central library
Step outside into the hot sun
Take my mask off
Or at least the top one
Air quality alert so I breathe in
Let every burned tree in
Reverse Exorcist
Breathe in something to believe in
Haunt or be haunted
My knuckles bleeding
From punching the top of the coffin
No longer sleeping, just falling
I take the coins out of my eyes
Like I'm all in

[Hook]
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral
Such a beautiful time to be alive
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral

[Verse 2]
Wait: breaking news I've been following
Just to hear the anchor "both sides" the apocalypse, great
And they never name the villain
Like a single burning bush is a sign
But not a million?
"Every individual is innocent"
He preaches to the fire
From the deck of the sinking ship
Did you know at least three people
Burned themselves alive
To try to move the needle
So what can we unburnt accomplish
Maybe less, maybe more
If I'm honest I don't think we ever had a chance
I don't think we ever had a chance
Luckily, I don't know shit about shit
And even if I knew we would lose
I wouldn't quit
(For my species)
Cynicism's so easy
For the cool kids in designer life jackets
But I've got friends in real life
With every reason to sink
Who've made lifeboats of their own caskets

[Hook]
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral
Such a beautiful time to be alive
All dressed up, no funeral
All dressed up, no funeral

[Outro]
Traded the ship for a song
Now with ice in our veins
Bring the unsinkable on