Whatever

[Verse 1]
I'm too smart for my own good
And no good at chess but I'm invincible at cribbage
Fifteen for two fifteen for four fifteen for six bitches
Fifteen for eight fifteen for ten damn right I'm winning
I'm winning
I'm too smart for my own good
And too dumb to know that I'm no good at lying
Trying to be likable enough to be a believable liar
Too scared to move an inch I'm burning this high wire
High-fire
Want a double date with oxygen until the house burns down and ties up all our odds and ends
We can blame it on our apathetic incompetence
And hope they find a way to recycle our favorite item and
When it comes to spelling I am such a disappointing person
But if I have to I will spell it out for you in bubble letter cursive
One day we'll be as dead as Earth is
And cash in on a payday we said we'd never flirt with
Fulfilling eternal urges until we burst into nothingness
Surrounded by constant buzzing
I want to know what nothing is
Experimenting with Nihilism for sport
Where keeping scores of meaning is chore

[Hook]
I'm too whatever for whatever
I'm too whatever for whatever
I'm too whatever for whatever
Doing what I do and doing it forever

[Verse 2]
I'm too skinny for my old clothes
And so hip-hop I'll never let 'em go
You could pack up the past in a box and watch it burn
But you don't cause it validates your genetic code
I'm never lost like a past life invented the roads
I got directions to a happy place embedded in your soul that you will never know unless you get up and go
We're walking on water trying to reinvent what we know
I'm too down to Earth to be a God
And too fucking nice to get invited into purgatory
Good thing I'm not religious
Mass murder bores me
It has me crying in the corner like I'm 20 purging a 40
Don't get caught Filet Mignon
And wake up manana saltier than Edamane with no Sake bomb
And I got my mind on my money and my money on my Ramen +rhyming+
And I'm too damn hungry to care what they have in common
I'm too materialistic to be a nudist
[?] pretend to be an introvert and tell them [??]
Then I got a beer in hand and abandon my ear
These are the amazing and amusing musings of my rap career

[Hook] x2
I'm too whatever for whatever
I'm too whatever for whatever
I'm too whatever for whatever
Doing what I do and doing it forever tuning out the weather

[Outro]
I'm too whatever for whatever
I'm too whatever for whatever