This song is a musical number really. This is a fictional piece. The main character, let’s call him The Fool, is a fuckboy. A player. A douchebag. Someone who has been hurt before, and instead of growing, becomes bitter and selfish.
Back in 2018, Nico and I had just discovered Hobo Johnson. Inspire...
[Opening Skit Starring Sydnee Cox]
[Intro:]
If a bitch talkin to you
And you don’t hear shit just say
Whatever man
If she going through yo phone
Tryna find your other hoes say
Whatever man
If a girl tryna lose you and you don’t know what to do just say
Whatever man
If she find you um fuck, just say
Whatever man
[Verse:]
Hi
Hows your kids
Hows your life
I hope everything is fine i dont mean to intertwine
Intervene
Sorry i dont know how to speak
Shit
How to act
How to be
How the fuck should I start
I’m well aware of every tear you make in hopes to rip apart
Every teddy bear and letter I would send you out of hеart
Okay shit
I sent em for the sеx
Whatever man
[Verse 2:]
It was September 26
When I slid up on my ex
I mean the time was wrong
But I still had the right address
Of all the buttons I could press
And all the things I could go under
I found a place beneath her dress
I’m sure you know the rest
But I fucked up
Cause now she all up on my line
Even now she tryna send me pics and take up all my time
And I just got home with this wine
For my chick
I left my phone at home, while I was gone she looked through it
[Chorus:]
If a bitch curse you out
And she throw you to the curb
Say whatever man
If she got a loose mouth
And she throw your name in dirt
Say whatever man
If a girl hear about you
And she thinks that you a hoe
Just say whatever man
If I hear one more time about my mufuckin ahh whatever man
[Bridge:]
All I want
Is someone to spend my day with
But how come
Every girl gotta be on the same shit
It’s like
I never come across a chick that’s worth being
Exclusive to or otherwise decent
Been a minute since anyone drew me in
So if
[Chorus:]
If a bitch walk your way
But she got nothing to say
Say whatever man
If she walk into the room
But you haven’t talked since June
Say whatever man
If a girl makes you smile
But she acting like a child
Just say whatever man
If she doesn’t wanna slide
But you had something in mind
Say whatever man
[Outro:]
If a bitch talkin at you
And you don’t wanna hear shit just say
Whatever man
If she going through yo phone
Tryna find some other hoes say
Whatever man
If a girl tryna lose you and you don’t know what to do just say
Whatever man
If she inviting you for , just say
Whatever man
WHATEVA MAN was written by Julian Glasthal.
WHATEVA MAN was produced by Nico Raimont.
Jay-london released WHATEVA MAN on Fri Jul 22 2022.