What The Fuck Is Happening Here?

[Verse 1]
What the fuck is happening here?
What is coming out of the ground?
And why is everybody in the city
Acting like they aren't worried
While they're walking around?

[Verse 2]
Ever think that it might be piss
That the underground has turned into steam?
Like what if every time you flush the toilet
They just take all of the fluid, heat it up
And blow it out of the street?
What the fuck is happening here?

[Saxophone Solo]

[Verse 3]
I found out what is happening here
New York City put some pipes underground
So they can carry steam from giant boilers
Out to buildings that can use it
Every day year-round

[Verse 4]
So it turns out that it's not really piss
It's just water that they turned into steam
It warms us up in winter and it
Gives us extra power and it
Helps us out a bunch when we have dishes to clean
That is what is happening here

[Saxophone Solo]
Ohh, I really thought it was piss!
Keep going!
Go saxophone!