What Shoe Size

[Verse 1]
Well I feel like a schmuck
Goin' out like a bum
Out into the rain
While you twiddle your thumb
I go down a pantry [pride?]
To get your midnight snack
You said I got the wrong brand, babe
And you sent me back
Yeah, you send me back

[Chorus]
What size shoe, baby
Would I have to wear
To make you oh-so happy?
To be oh-so snazzy?
What size shoe?

[Verse 2]
Well I know that you're right
And I know that you're smart
I know you wear that dress
Just to break my heart
Yeah, you do it all the time
Just to make a scene
In the middle of the market
Meat, cheese, and greens

[Chorus]
What size shoe, baby
Would I have to wear
To make you oh-so happy?
To be oh-so snazzy?
What size shoe?

[Bridge]
Ain't this the United States?
Ain't this the United States?
I got somethin' to say
I got somethin' to say
Ain't this the home of the brave?
Ain't this the United States, babe?

[Chorus]
What size shoe, baby
Would I have to wear
To make you oh-so happy?
To be oh-so snazzy?

[Chorus]
What size shoe, baby
Would I have to wear
To make you oh-so happy?
To be oh-so snazzy?

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