What’s Your GPA

[Verse 1: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
Yeah, my stacks like my GPA, three digits
I'ma get my degree, get my wrist fitted
Yeah, I'm driving round town with the windows tinted
Yeah, I'm with Professor Add, ain't no funny business
Yeah, I be studying water, got the drip on me
Everything I do just make commotion like a movie scene
When I'm taking notes, I'm writing fast, like expeditiously
When I'm eating breakfast, eating apple, like nutritiously

[Hook: Yung Add]
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
I'm like yo, what's yo' GPA?

[Verse 2: Alex]
Only four years, four point, it higher
Graduating distinction, I'm no liar
I engineer, put the E to the wire
Scholarships are what I acquire
Fire, coming right out of my mouth
Keep you it so high here in the south
Taking a test to write my name
Don't burn yourself next to this flame
Aye, your GPA
Fight for a number like MMA
Take some notes from my data array
I got A's in April, and fives in May
In addition to that, you're looking at the two-time chess club champ
Who grinded both the king's game and calculus at math camp

[Hook: Yung Add]
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
I'm like yo, what's yo' GPA?

[Verse 3: Yung Add]
4.5, that's the GPA
Please tell me what you're tryna say
You look at me some kinda way
You really think I got all day?
Go home, and I'm studyin'
'Cause the grades, yeah, that's where the money is
Now why you got me wonderin'
Like, why this boy is stutterin'
Is it 'cause you dropped out? That was funny
Or is it 'cause you clocked out? It was running
I guess I'm on top now
Got the Henny, I really don't try now, I got lucky
Yo Professor Add, you play too much
Like I came off the cast of Brady Bunch
Look like a clown, but who's to judge
Like where's your momma, I need her touch

[Hook: Yung Add]
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
I'm like yo, yo, yo, yo
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
What's yo' GPA?
I'm like yo, what's yo' GPA?

[Outro: Various Teachers & Students]
Professor Add's class has a 100% pass rate
I heard Professor Add has ten PHDs
Professor Add is my favorite
Professor Add has a GPA of 5.1
Teacher of the year, 2021, Professor Add!