What’s the Pinocchio’s Theory?

[Charlie Brown]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo check it out, yo Brown, coming up with the sound all around
Check it out, L.O.N.S. for ‘90 y'all
Ahhh! What’s up? Do I got the hands in the air?
Yo did I make moves, did I make moves?
Yo, ow! Did I make moves yo, so check it out, yo

[Verse 1]
This is a theory that I've come up with
Between my mind and my heart there's no riff
My story starts off in Turtle Hook
With the brown bummy sneakers and the black rhyme book, yo
Battling for ranks, I didn't have the banks
Ah! Ah! Yeah, I simply got a thanks
But yo that was cool cause I kept striving
To go to high school and I kept climbing
Met a man with a shock from 510
He gave me promises and dreams and said the contracts were in
For years sweat and tears and frustration
Walking and talking, 360 rotations
Oh yeah lying Brian, where is your record?
The girls are coming up in a matter of seconds
Ah! Ah! Who you think you're fooling?
With those played-out Lottos, you know you ain't cooling
Distressed in class, Schusler said "Stay up"
It's hard to stay up when they're pulling me down, you know
Times move on, graduation countdown
School with Lion's Den, he's a clown
Important decisions to make
Years and tears, everything at stake
I had the strength to believe in me, made Charlie B
Take a risk and y'all see
I shot for the stars and you know I caught it
Dinco D and Busta Rhymes, Milo saw it
Two years of hell, now it paid off
To prove my rhymes, that it ain't soft
Yo! Elektra selects a new breed to lead them
Into the 90's with success and then
Make everyone look leary, ah!
For now there you go, Pinocchio's Theory

A boy came down every day with the girls
He's jabbering on, lies makes nonsense of
Pinocchio, questions remain
Should the unlikely victorious win?
Ex you're zoning, ah! You're zoning, ah!
I made moves, Cut! Cut! Cut!
Making moves, making moves, ah!
Cut the rhythm

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Now I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me