What’s the Matter with Kids Today?

[Verse 1]
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
They always listen to their mom
They disregard civil disobedience
They'd rather do what they're told

[Chorus 1]
They don't drink, or fuck, or fight
They sit home, and read, expand their minds

[Verse 2]
Yeah, there's something wrong with the kinds in my cul-de-sac
They're always going to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect

[Chorus 2]
They're never late, they don't smoke or break rules
They eat right and study hard, they love school
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood