What’s It Like to Be So Wonderful

What's it like to be so wonderful?
What's it like to feel so comfortable?
As you climb through the ashes of the fingers you burned
You take those chocolates out of turn
But you'll never die of a heart attack
If the weight doesn't kill you from the knives in your back

What's it like to be so wonderful?
What's it like to feel so comfortable?
When you walk with an elegance of native charm
Your eyes are cold but your lips are warm
You won't see that you do harm
Even when the sheets are torn

What's it like to be so wonderful?
What's it like to feel so comfortable?

Please, excuse my hostility
But the subtext is killing me
When you smile I'm a diver with the bends
When you frown I say "please, let's be friends"
You drive with both hands on the wheel
Now I'm wondering how that would feel
What's it like to be so wonderful?
What's it like to feel so comfortable?
What's it like?
What's it like?