What’s In it For Me?

[Verse 1: Amy Heidemann]
Doesn't matter how you sell me, I am just another number
Even when it's not for money, use me like a cash register
You fool me once, fool me twice, but the ends don't meet, no
Do you really think I'm dumb, dumb? I wanna know how you figure

[Chorus: Amy Heidemann & Nick Noonan]
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh

[Verse 2: Amy Heidemann, Nick Noonan]
Never really had to play this, feeling out my alter ego
Hustling to your agenda, no gracias, mi amigo (¿Pero por qué? ¿Por qué?)
You fool me once, fool me twice but the ends don't meet, no
Do you really think I'm dumb, dumb? Watch me go Evel Knievel

[Chorus: Amy Heidemann & Nick Noonan]
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh

[Verse 3: Nick Noonan, Amy Heidemann]
Everytime you call up, I'ma pull my wall up
Always a dilemma with the drama that you drum up
Even the bologna, part of your persona
Traded me a dollar for a floor of Smithsonian
Undecided of whether you got it down yet
Undivided attention to how your brow sweats
How can I trust you? I'll be losing all bets
It's a gamble, I don't wanna pull yet
Paying me in jelly, beans in the belly
W-W-When you get nervous I can tell by the smelly
Do me Blue Bonnet, butter me up on it
You can toast love notes, I can burn sonnets
It's apparent I needed to say no
Throw a carat of diamonds on the floor
How can I trust you? All you want is more
I gotta bust you, this means war

[Bridge: Amy Heidemann]
You come around here flipping your tricks
I'm letting down my wall, my bricks
Least you can do is riddle me this
What's in it for me?

[Chorus: Amy Heidemann & Nick Noonan]
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh
What's in it for me? What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
Doesn't matter how much you sugar the fluff, oh