What’s Good For The Goose

[Chorus]
If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie too
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl)
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yeah, I got that figured out lately

[Verse 1]
Man, me and that little cute thing, we were in love
But mood swings from her had me workin' late
Really I was and I was catchin' a break
From her and her mean ways
I was in the pub a-chillin' with a drink
Talkin', chattin' it up with the guys
By now I done had about five
In walked this little, oh my
5'5" blonde with blue eyes
Had a duallie parked outside
Asking to borrow a cup full of ice
To go with her vodka and Sprite
Next thing you know the morning light
Was peeking through the windshield and sneaking into my eyes, damn

[Chorus]
If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie too
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl)
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yeah, I got that figured out lately

[Verse 2]
Well, I woke up
Ran out to my house to grab some stuff, hold up
Wait now what the what?
What's up with that? That ain't my truck
I grabbed my bat, kicked in the door
Where the hell is he at? Now tell me, whore
A shot from a .44 put a hole in the floor
Right next to my feet, good Lord
Come here, screw with my chick and then try to shoot me
Uh-uh, I don't think so, newbie
He ran out and didn't ever stop
But I called the cops like Slingblade
Finna kill the sumbitch right here
In the paddy wagon he dead, dead
All she said was, "How's it feel
To be on the other end of the knife when the blade won't bend
Does it hurt? Do you wanna give in?" Yeah
"Ain't gon' lie, I'd rather die than go through that twice," she said
Remember that next time you wanna hangout all night
Why?
Baby, because

[Chorus]
If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie too
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl)
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yeah, I got that figured out lately