What Rhymes With Wisdom Teeth?

I got a history of giving speeches
Riddled with sophisticated rhythms
So vicious it makes beginners weep
So the rap industry
Had to form a committee team
And voted ten to 3
To pull the wisdom out of me

It's bittersweet
The incision’s deep
But I had a better nap than the rappers who sleep on me
I lost my wisdom teeth
Now all my punchlines come out tongue tied
With sub-prime delivery

I can speak as easily as Mr. Bean
In that deleted scene where he, Wall E and Maggie Simpson get to meet
Forgive me, I'm jittery, my mannеrs isn't mean
It’s difficult to understand what my mannerisms mеan

The procedure took 2 and a half men with machines
Now I smile hardly, like Charlie, I miss my Sheen
Hard to clean, barred from gargling listerine
Can only chalk it up to one of Gargamel's criminal schemes

Call a colony of Smurfs to stitch up my sockets
Like a strip of those comics
Roll ‘em up and jam ‘em like gauze in my jaw sprocket
I don't want toxic complications of the Periodontal topic

No sucking on straws, I can't dislodge the clotting
Like it was an unwanted tenant of my oral apartment
I'm spilling blood every time I spit
Might take advice from the critics and finally stick a sock in it

Call it quits? No, I will not admit defeat
Don't tell me I'll walk on pins and needles ‘til infinity
Just ‘cause they stuck a driver where my back teeth would be
Your opinion's as desired as a driver’s in the backseat would be

My chew is bigger league than MLB
You could only win if you run down the clock like hickory dickory
I’m just a couple teeth lighter but this match is a victory
My wisdom's higher, couldn’t steal it with a guillotine