What On Earth

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What on earth am I doing here
Waiting for the world to stop raining?
I shall go out
Before it all goes down the drain

What on earth are you doing there
Looking very much like you don't care?
Come on out and see
It's not so bad
You should be glad
And it's so true
You'll feel much better the wetter you get

We are ever so clean
Cleaner than the tub on the washing machine

What on earth was that all about?
Granny takes the kids for an outing
Look at them play
Making all they can of the day

Why on earth are we wasting time
Waiting for a life of sunshine?
Come on out and see
It's not so bad
You should be glad
And it's so true
It could be fine
Full of sunshine
If you want to

What on earth am I doing here
What on earth am I doing here
What on earth am I doing here
What on earth are you doing there
What on earth are you doing there
What on earth are you doing there
What on earth am I doing here
What on earth are you doing there
What on earth are you doing there