What Makes Me Tick

[Verse 1]
Gonna have my head examined
'Cause my mind is in bad shape
The way that you've been actin'
I think that you've gone ape
The way I let you treat me
It's enough to make me sick
I'm gonna have my head examined
And find out what makes me tick

[Chorus]
If I had the brains of a dummy, I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin' in a poor dummy's heart
And when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examined
And find out what makes me tick

[Verse 2]
Gonna have my head examined
'Cause I know my mind is broke
Tonight I saw you kiss her
You said, "Can't you take a joke?"
Now I won't be your monkey
You'd better change, and quick
I'm gonna have my head examined
And find out what makes me tick

[Chorus]
If I had the brains of a dummy, I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin' in a poor dummy's heart
And when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examined
And find out what makes me tick

[Refrain]
I'm gonna have my head examined
And find out what makes me tick