What If I Was A Llama?

I can see the sunrise
On a cloud so far away
If only you could help me find my gun
I have the strangest boner right now
Give me back my pokéball
My mind says no
It's not your fault
I want your mom, your mom
I'm the one who ordered the crispy chicken
I'm not sorry
I ate my pony
Please don't go away
You know that old donkey?
Potatoes are itchy
The fridge is my best friend
I am a brony
What if I was a llama?
It's my philosophy
Take my banana
I took my love too far
You're scaring children
Don't ever say goodbye
I'm fat