What I’m Doin’ Here

[Verse 1]
I knew you would be here and she'd be with you
Want to see what shes doing that I couldn't do
Is she prettier than me does she laugh at your jokes
Does she order you drink does she light up your smokes
Is she all over you or does she play hard to get
Can she beat you at pool is her hair brown or red
Is she sippin' on martinis or drinkin' a beer
I gotta know what she's like
That's what I'm doing here

[Chorus]
I didn't come to get drunk
Didn't come to get high
But when I see you with her
Well hell I just might

[Verse 2]
Does she light up the jukebox with Waylon or Hank
Does she stare at her phone does she care what I think
Is she trying to hide a butterfly tattoo
Is she wearing high heels or old cowboy boots
Does she wear too much makeup or not quite enough
If I really knew her would I hate her this much
Do you lean in close and whisper in her ear
I gotta see for myself
That's what I'm doing here

[Chorus]
I didn't come to get drunk
Didn't come to get high
But when I see you with her
Well hell I just might

[Verse 3]
It's last call for losers but whose keeping score
You put your arm around her and walk out the door
I guess I'm finding out how you really feel
You ain't that good at faking so it must be for real

[Chorus]
I didn't come to get drunk
Didn't come to get high
But when I see you with her
Well hell I just might

[Outro]
Shoot one more shot order a beer
To forget about you
That's what I'm doing here