What Happens When You Take the World Hostage

[Intro]
(Let the dancing begin)
(What is this crazy rock and roll music anyway?)

[Chorus]
This is a motherfucking hold up and if you fucking move
I will spill out all your blood until you're floating in your shoes
All my life I've lived for nothing
So there's nothing left to lose
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?

[Verse 1]
Put the money in the bag
While I'm standing here in drag
With a gun up to your head
I hope my makeup isn't bad
Get the people in the back
They're not gonna ruin my act
And they're wasting all my time

[Chorus]
This is a motherfucking hold up and if you fucking move
I will spill out all your blood until you're floating in your shoes
All my life I've lived for nothing
So there's nothing left to lose
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?

[Verse 2]
Telling all your boys and girls
This is a hold up of the world
I'm not taking any prisoners
Unless I go to jail
And I know I can't be stopped
By 100,000 cops
But believe me they can try

[Chorus]
This is a motherfucking hold up and if you fucking move
I will spill out all your blood until you're floating in your shoes
All my life I've lived for nothing
So there's nothing left to lose
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?

[Verse 3]
No more corrupt politicians
No more countries or religion
I'll just fix the world with violence
To restore the peace (To restore the peace)

[Chorus]
This is a motherfucking hold up and if you fucking move
I will spill out all your blood until you're floating in your shoes
All my life I've lived for nothing
So there's nothing left to lose
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?
What the fuck am I to do?

[Outro]
This is a motherfucking hold up and if you fucking move
I will spill out all your blood until you're floating in your shoes
All my life I lived for nothing
(Police! Put your hands up! Get down!)
(It's just a prank! It's just a prank!)