What God Wants, Part I

[Spoken Intro]
“I don't mind about the war. That's one of things I like to watch. If it's a war going on, 'cause then I know if our side's winning, if our side's losing…”
*Monkeys screaming*
*Switch channels*

What do you want?
What do you want? Go away!

[Intro]
What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Go away! Quiet!
Go away!
Alright, listen to me…
What God wants, God gets, God help us all (God gets)
What God wants, God gets, God help us all (What God wants, God gets)

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Verse 1]
The kid in the corner looked at the priest
And fingered his pale-blue Japanese guitar
The priest said:
“God wants goodness
God wants light
God wants mayhem
God wants a clean fight”

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Bridge 1]
“Don't look so surprised, It's only dogma”
The alien prophet cried
The beetle and the springbok
Took the Bible from its hook
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the lesson in his book

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Verse 2]
God wants peace
God wants war
God wants famine
God wants chain stores

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets

[Verse 3]
God wants sedition
God wants sex
God wants freedom
God wants Semtex

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Bridge 2]
“Don't look so afraid, I'm only joking”
The alien comic lied
The jackass and hyena
Took the feather from its hook
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the joke down in his book

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Verse 4]
God wants borders
God wants crack
God wants rainfall
God wants wetbacks

[Chorus]
What God wants, God gets
What God wants, God gets

[Verse 5]
God wants voodoo
God wants shrines
God wants law
God wants organized crime
God wants crusade
God wants jihad
God wants good (God)
God wants bad (Gets)

[Outro]
(What God wants, God gets)
(What God wants, God gets)
(What God wants, God gets)