What Do I Do With My Tongue

[MARY, spoken]
Hey
Wanna come with me and my family to our cabin
For spring break?

[JILL, spoken]
Uh, yes!
So on the last night of our trip
Mary snuck a bottle of Seagram's 7 and a couple of joints
Into the room we were sharing after everyone went to bed

[MARY, spoken]
Wanna get high?

[JILL, spoken]
Well, I wasn't a goodie two-shoes
But I couldn't keep up with Mary
Um, sure
As the night wore on, Mary kept saying

[MARY, spoken]
I like you

[JILL, spoken]
Ah, we listened to Billion Dollar Babies and Ziggy Stardust
And we sat next to each other in the top bunk of the bunk bed
We inched closer and closer
She put her arm around me
Was she flirting?

[JILL]
I know it's gonna happen
Might happen tonight
Your parents are out
And we both will get high

We'll sit close on the couch
Watching TV
Inching closer and closer
Our knees start to touch
Your hands rest on mine
Is this a sign?
My heartbeat's gone crazy
Now what do I do?
Who makes the first move?
It's so fucking scary
(One, two, three, four)

[JILL & BAND]
What do I do with my tongue?
What do I do with my tongue?
When they go for the kiss
And I open my lips
What do I do with my tongue?

What do I do with my hands?
Where do they go to and land?
Your back or your hip?
How firm is the grip?
What do I do with my hands?

[JILL]
Do I open my eyes?
Or do they stay closed?
Do I stay silent?
Let out a little moan?
I just don't wanna be gross

[JILL & BAND]
I don't wanna be gross
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
When I go for the kiss
And I open my lips
What do I do with my tongue?

[JILL, spoken]
Mary was getting closer
Was she just drunk?
If I made a mistake
It would be complete social suicide
(One, two, three)

[JILL & BAND]
What do I do with my tongue?

[JILL, spoken]
I still don't know

[JILL & BAND, BAND]
What do I do with my tongue?
When they go for the kiss (Kiss)
And I open my lips (Lips)
What do I do with my tongue?

[JILL, spoken]
Finally, our lips were inches apart
I felt sick
And then
I puked on her lap