What Did I Forget Today

[Chorus]
What did I forget today? ‘Cause something sure feels off
Is it my wallet or my phone or even my lunchbox?
I'm sure there's something wrong
Maybe I'm just plain crazy
Swear I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to me

[Verse 1]
Every time I meet someone I swear my brain forgets
How to connect a place and face without breaking a sweat
In second grade I had a lot of friends but then I left
So I forgot about them all on accident I guess
Now when people wavе to me across the hall at school
Can't seem to place thеir face, and now I'm feeling like a fool

[Chorus]
What did I forget today? ‘Cause something sure feels off
Is it my wallet or my phone or even my lunchbox?
I'm sure there's something wrong
Maybe I'm just plain crazy
Swear I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to me

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I can't evaluate which way is left and right
You'd think that I'd remember that by this point in my life
Someday I'll be driving with somebody in the car
And I'll be in charge of making sure we don't end up on Mars
We'll be at an intersection, waiting on the bridge
I'll say left, wait, no it’s right!
And we'll end up in a ditch
(And die)
(Haha)

[Bridge]
So one day if you see me, and I can't quite get your face
Just know it's not your fault it's mine, I'm walking in a daze
I just ran out of all the words I had in my thesaurus
So on that little happy note
(Forget it, here’s the chorus)

[Outro]
What did I forget today? ‘Cause something sure feels off
Is it my wallet or my phone or even my lunchbox?
I'm sure there's something wrong
Maybe I'm just plain crazy
Swear I'd forget my head
Swear I'd forget my head
Swear I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to me
(We done?)