What a Shame

[DEVON]
(spoken)
Ugh, look at this place

[REX]
Yeah, we're gon' need to make some changes

[DEVON]
Ooh, what a shame

[REX]
Mmm-mmm

[DEVON]
Shh-shh-shh

[REX]
Mmm

[DEVON & REX]
(sung)
Now sit right there and take a seat
I'm sure you're glad we came
But we got some cleanin' up to do
We'll need to rearrange
We'll take care of this furniture
If to you it's all the same

[REX]
But if you don't like how we decorate

[DEVON]
Well, that's too bad, what a shame

[DEVON & REX]
Well, that's too bad, what a shame

[REX]
Mmm, I think that we could reupholster here

[DEVON]
This figurine is so last year - there!

[REX]
That's what I would call feng shui

[DEVON]
Stand back, dog, you give us room to play

[DEVON & REX]
These tables need refurbishing
These curtains need a change

[DEVON]
But if you don't like our artistic flair

[DEVON & REX]
Well, that's too bad, what a shame

[DEVON]
(spoken)
I'm sorry

[REX]
I'm not
Whoo hoo! Ha ha!

[DEVON & REX]
(sung)
What a shame

[REX]
(spoken)
Cat got your tongue?

[DEVON & REX]
(sung)
Why are you so miffed?
We gave your living room a modern twist
Now we gon' want some credit for this, not blame

[REX]
Are you mad?

[DEVON]
What a shame

[DEVON & REX]
(spoken)
Yes, and...?

[REX]
That's better

[DEVON]
Yeah, it really holds the room together
Flowers, really?

[REX]
The color scheme in here is coo-coo

[DEVON]
Aw, did we make a boo-boo?

[DEVON & REX]
(sung)
It's time to break this thing
As soon as we get done then we'll bid you auf wiedersehen

[DEVON]
If things go wrong

[REX]
Then we'll be gone

[DEVON & REX]
That's too bad - what a shame!

[DEVON]
Got to do something 'bout this vase

[REX]
Yeah, it's just a tiny bit out of place

[DEVON & REX]
Oh, don't let it fall on your face
Oh yeah!

[REX]
Ooo, you like how I hit that run, don't you, dog?

[DEVON]
I do like it

[REX]
What a shame