Coop: As everyone knows, today is the big, culminating, climatic softball game against evil Camp Tiger Claw.
Everyone: boooo
Coop: We have put together an unlikely team of misfits and we've been training like crazy all summer. Yeah it's a motley crew that you'd think would never be able to win a single game. We had a kooky training period where it seemed, well it seemed like nothing was gonna go right. But guys somehow we made it to the finals! So I say, when those anonymously evil campers from Camp Tiger Claw get here we give it our best shot and we try to come from behind at the last minute with some weird trick play that we made up and we win the game. What do you say, team?
Camper: It seems like pretty well worn territory.
Camper: The whole thing seems kind of trite. I say we forget it.
Coop: Is that how everybody feels?
Campers: Yeah pretty much.
Coop: well its fine with me
Camp Tiger Claw bus pulls up
Coop: So listen...umm...they're not really into it...we think its kind of trite.
Camp Tiger Claw Coach: Oh yeah, you're right. No problem man, it's sort of hacky; been done before.
Coop: Thanks, see ya later man.
Camp Tiger Claw bus pulls away
Coop: It's no big deal, they were totally cool with it.
Wet Hot American Summer was written by David Wain & Michael Showalter.
Wet Hot American Summer was produced by Howard Bernstein.
David Wain released Wet Hot American Summer on Fri Jul 27 2001.