Westside

[Verse 1]
I hopped out of bed at 7 A.M
I took a look in the mirror and said, "Damn, I look slim"
Man, my girl staring at me 'cause she think I'm a god
She yelled out to me and said, "Damn, you look hard"
Yeah, I know last night, when I gave you this pole
And this elephant trunk, it was a real freak show
But anyway, I am the vice in the room
Sorry baby, you comin' in at number two
I'ma make me some breakfast
Two eggs, two toasts made from Texas
'Cause everything bigger like me
My neck is, my check is
On swole, I wreck shit
Up next is Jaywest, looking his best
When I step outside, they wanna see my chest
'Cause I stay in the gym, stay popping my pecs
I'm the white Terry Crews and I run the west

[Chorus]
Oh no, Westphal runnin' this ho
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal runnin' this show
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal killin' this flow
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal running this show
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know

[Verse 2]
"Hello Mr. West, let me get you checked in
There's big booty bitches all over the gym
So enjoy your workout, I'll see you on the flip
But don't be getting lost in the curves and the hips"
Noted, but I'm here to do my thing
Don't hate the play, I hate the motherfucking game
'Cause when I walk in, the girls stop and stare
Like I'm the last snack left and they all wanna share
Now I'm on bench, pressin' two-twenty-five
I see a bad bitch at the corner of my eye
I'm like, "Yo girl, what it do, keep it real
I know you wanna grip my boner made of steel
I know my shit sick, and you can't resist
You not the only bad bitch that wanna hop on this dick"
She asked if I'm single, I said, "Yeah, it's true"
But I'm married to the game, I'm takin' boo

[Chorus]
Oh no, Westphal runnin' this ho
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal runnin' this show
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal killin' this flow
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know
Oh no, Westphal running this show
Westside 'til I die, if you didn't know

[Outro]
Sucka
What, what, what, oh no
Ba, boo, ba, boo, ba, boo
Boom