West End Show

[Verse 1]
I think this is best for the both of us
That's what she said to me
She ran into my arms and I opened up
A distant memory
Now Mary Jan she is a friend of mine
She writes me in my dreams
And we're locked and loaded
And feeling so motivated
By the world and the space between
Mhmm, Ha

[Verse 2]
So let's keep a tab of our history
And cherish everything
A subtle tune, her wayward curls
The way she walks and talks and twirls for me

[Chorus]
The floor is crowded at the west end show
The honky tonk lagoon, where the ragmen go
You'll get your kicks but boy you should know
The joker and the thief left out the back window

[Verse 3]
The reception ended a quarter to three
As I was humming a melody
And it was at that moment
A woman spoke to me
Introduced me to gravity

[Chorus]
The floor is crowded at the west end show
The honky tonk lagoon, where the ragmen go
You'll get your kicks but boy you should know
The joker and the thief left out the back window

[Outro]
Oh there must be a beautiful lady
Waiting at the gates for me
Oh there must be a beautiful lady
With long brown hair down to her knees
Oh there goes my beautiful lady
Across the horizon on a big white steed
Oh there goes my beautiful lady
She opens up her breasts for me
Oh I got me a beautiful lady
Waiting at the gates for me
Oh I got me a beautiful lady... (fade out)