Well Placed Rhinestone (Cowboy) - Stripped Back

[Verse 1]
She wears turquoise and sterling
If it’s her choice it's Merle
I’m wearing old-fashioned pearl snaps
Worn years on the ranch
Ahh huh

She likes Dolly and Waylon
She could sing for Union Station
And I’m dressing like Wagoner
Singing like Johnny Cash
Ahh huh

[Chorus]
Well, I’m a well-placed rhinestone cowboy
I go well with the fringe round her waist
And the suede on her feet
Yeah, I turn heads at ‘perfs’
‘Least the pickup men like my shirts
But they say “those surе ain’t boot cut jeans”
Ahh no
Well now

[Verse 2]
She’s from a town callеd Siloam Springs
She’s southern but no belle
But she sure gets a-ringin’ when she gets me in the well
Ahh huh

I’m from the evergreen Pinetrees
I’m leather worn well
Well, the church folk don’t like me I’m a sinner from hell
Whoa no

[Chorus]
But I’m a well-placed rhinestone cowboy
I go well with the fringe round her waist
And the suede on her feet
Yeah, I turn heads at ‘perfs’
‘Least the pickup men like my shirts
But they say “those sure ain’t boot cut jeans”
Well no
Well no

[Bridge]
She’s got a voice that’ll burn in your blood
Like the poison of a scorpion

[Chorus]
Well I’m a well-placed rhinestone cowboy
I go well with the fringe round her waist
And the suede on her feet
Yeah, I turn heads at ‘perfs’
‘Least the pickup men like my shirts
But they say “those sure ain’t boot cut jeans”

Well now
Ohh no