Well, Did You Evah!

Frank:
I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
Bing:
Is that what they're saying, well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
Frank:
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love
Bing:
Sounds like pure soap opera
Frank:
I may cry
Bing:
Tune In Tomorrow
What a swell party this is
What frails, what frocks
Frank:
What broads!
Bing:
What furs, what rocks!
Frank:
They're bootiful
Bing:
Why I've never seen such gaiety
Frank:
Neither have I
Bing:
Its all just too, too risque really
Frank: This french champagne
Bing:
Domestic
Both:
So good for the brain
Frank:
That's what I was going to say
Bing:
You know you're a brilliant fellow?
Frank:
Why thank you
Bing:
Drink up jack. please don't eat that glass my friend
Have you heard, about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
Frank:
No!
Bing:
Oh don't worry, shes a game girl you know, got up and finished 4th
Frank:
The kids got guts
Bing:
Having a nice time? Grab a line!
Frank:
Have you heard that Mimsie Starr
Bing:
What now?
Frank:
She got pinched in the Astor bar
Bing:
Sloshed again, eh?
Frank:
She was stoned
Bing:
Well, did you evah?
Frank:
Never!
Both:
What a swell party this is!
Frank:
Hey, check out that act!
Bing:
That's a lovely dress
You think I can talk her out of it?
Frank:
It's great
Bing:
Aah it's great
Frank:
So grand!
Bing:
So grand
Both:
It's wonderland!
Frank:
We sing
Frank:
We sing
Bing:
So rare
Frank:
So rare
Both:
Like old Camembert
Like baba au rhum!
Frank:
Don't dig that kind of crooning chum!
Bing: You must be one of the newer fellas
Both: Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party
A swelligant, elegant party this is!
Bing:
I drink to your health
Frank:
Naw, lets drink to your wealth
Bing:
You're my bon'amie
Frank:
Hey, thats French!
Bing:
A liberty fraternity
Both:
Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party
Swelligant, elegant party this is!