Welcome to thy Show

Fuck you!
Uhh!

(Violent J)
Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin' idiot

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion

(Violent J)
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows

(Violent J)
I'm just glad we down with em, hate to be yall

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival

(Chorus)
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (Because) BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (Because you're) DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
There's only juggalos here, ya know what we about
Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth

(Violent J)
So they call us a circus, we accept the role
We've been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so
And everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never comin back the carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream about em smokin em down

(Violent J)
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil's exhibit
The shit is called "HELL'S PIT" run out and get it

(Chorus)
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (Because) BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (Because you're) DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise

Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise

(Carny)
*Necks Slitting*
You don't like it, get the fuck up outta here

When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise

(Chorus repeats until end)