-- Welcome To The Hypermarket --

[Voice]
WELCOME TO THE HYPERMARKET

[Performer]
What the fuck?
Who the fuck gentrifies a shop in the middle of fucking Narnia?
UGH-
Times were simpler in my 7 month coma
Alright, ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok-
I came here to do shopping, so I'm gonna go shopping
SHOPPING TIME

Bung? What happened to Bing?
Aw, surely I get a pack of Dortis
Getting some Bolognese Sauce
(Trolley) Why this shit so loud?
Loudest trolley on earth-
LOUD!

Conductor?
Conductor.
Conductor!
CONDUCTOR!

Hey!
Conductor!
Conductor!!!
It's been a hot minute, y'know I'm surprised you still have your job, y'know after they did all THIS to the shop.
So how you been?

(Conductor pulls a piece of paper containing the words "Good, HBU?")
Oh, is that how you communicate with your customers?
Oh is that what that stack of paper's for?

Anyway, uh, so yeah Doctor- Doctor said I had some time to spare.
So like, I know it's on like, short notice, but like, d'ya'wanna do a show or 2? 3? 4, 5, 6?
Y'know, y- we were supposed to do that?
What are you doing? What are you-

(Performer is thrown into a portal)