Welcome to the Family

[Intro: [?], Ethan Winters, and Jack Baker, spoken]
*Door opens*
*Laughter*
Huh, ok. I'm finally in the house
I found you
Wait a minute
Have you come to play? Or stay?
*Screams*
Now you're mine

[Verse 1: Ethan Winters]
I'm trapped in house
Face like a mouse
Ready to escape this house
I'll become one of them
To see my safety be condemned
Got my flashlight, got my torch
Hope there's nothing by the porch
My wife won't leave safely now
'Cause mold infests her that is how

[Segue: [?]]
My brother...

[Chorus: Ethan Winters]
'Cause I'm a resident of evil, so I best not be late
The monsters 'side these walls surround me
And they've succumbed to pain
Will I survive this night of madness or will I just be ate?
An arm or leg will cost you nothing when you're consumed by hate
'Cause this is quite a moldy problem, not a fungal benign
The monsters 'side these walls confound me
In this crumbling shrine
Will I lay down my arms and join them before I am kaput?
'Cause when there's residential evil nothing good is afoot

[Verse 2: Ethan Winters and Jackie]
No pleasure
No time for leisure
Don't want you to steal my treasure
I'll feast on one of them
To see the army gather men
Got my saferoom, got my bed
Nothing hopeful in my head
My wife's coming back again
With chainsaws in this rotting den (Mimic!)

[Segue: Joe Baker]
I'm gonna do it. I'm really gonna do it. I'm a monster!

[Chorus: Ethan Winters]
'Cause I'm a resident of evil, so I best not be late
The monsters 'side these walls surround me
And they've succumbed to pain
Will I survive this night of madness or will I just be ate?
An arm or leg will cost you nothing when you're consumed by hate
'Cause this is quite a moldy problem, not a fungal benign
The monsters 'side these walls confound me
In this crumbling shrine
Will I lay down my arms and join them before I am kaput?
'Cause when there's residential evil nothing good is afoot

[Bridge: [?]]
'Cause I'm a doll to play
Nobody feeling safe
Because I gotta behave
And throw my toys away
So all the monsters stay
And you become my prey
With all my evil rays
And all my rotten ways
Nobody can mess with me
Only my family freed
Everybody on their knees
Then you will rise to your feet
And then you're shootin' it
Gotta be chewin' shit
Until you finish it
I love you
I underestimate you
I'm an innocent issue
I'm an innocent issu-u-ue

[Chorus: Ethan Winters]
'Cause I'm a resident of evil, so I best not be late
The monsters 'side these walls surround me
And they've succumbed to pain
Will I survive this night of madness or will I just be ate?
An arm or leg will cost you nothing when you're consumed by hate
'Cause this is quite a moldy problem, not a fungal benign
The monsters 'side these walls confound me
In this crumbling shrine
Will I lay down my arms and join them before I am kaput?
'Cause when there's residential evil nothing good is afoot

[Outro: [?] and Ethan Winters, spoken]
*Growl*
Whew, that was a close one