Welcome to Tally Hall (Demo)

[Verse 1: Rob Cantor]
Can I get a T? ("T"!)
And if you'd hit me with the A-L-L-Y, then you'd see why
The Hall is here for y'all
The mini-mall is callin' us all in
So kids, pack up your mom's car, back up the Windstar
Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart
Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match
On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch (yarr)
W-W-T-H-D?
We like to kick it at the university
But all work and no play makes us crazy
So we jump in the bumpin' SUV
Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on
Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
And sooner than you know, you've found the rock 'n' roll show
At the Tizzy Hizzy, we'll be gone

[Chorus: Rob Cantor, Joe Hawley, Zubin Sedghi]
We're in the mini-mall
Workin' the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

Woo!

[Verse 2: Zubin Sedghi]
Who's to blame?
The automated players, I proclaim:
Yellow tie, the suave fellow writes
Homophonic tunes of how love bites
Red, the proud loud guy we adore
"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"
So Gray in the back sippin' 'gnac can hear
Knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys
To unlock the rock in the act if you please
Now open the case, give Blue the bass
And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place

[Chorus: Rob Cantor, Joe Hawley, Zubin Sedghi]
We're in the mini-mall
Workin' the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini-mall
Workin' the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

[Verse 3: Joe Hawley]
Can I get a click?
Flick off the switch and we'll ignite the night in pitch
Singin' songs you like to hear (songs you like to hear), and the world will disappear (world will disappear)
Then we'll be glowing in the dark, lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
With unpredictable games and antiquities
They're collectibles so delectable
The unreliable style's undetectable
Like I might rap like an English chap
Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap
You didn't think we had the gall?
Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
We're rappin' with the robo-electronic Ebonics
A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot?
Rock!

[Bridge: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor]
Hey, ho, don't'cha know?
It's a good old-fashioned puppet show!
That's right, quite the set
We're the marionette quintet

[Refrain: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi]
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
Woo!

[Chorus]
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

[Refrain]
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand