(Welcome To) Earth

Welcome to earth, newborn baby
There’s a lot of things here that are real shady
Like selling cheap disk drives, and having 416 wives
Until the police realise you’re not just telling jive
And selling cocaine for all your nine lives
Like GrayStillPlayz, Spleens
Or storing human flesh in fricking cantines
(cannibal!)
We encourage you to not do those things

My life’s been kinda fricked up already
My teachers separated me from my friends, it made me unsteady
I had to grow up too quickly, I wasn’t ready
A depressed 8 year old by day, Minecrafter by night
I got super tired of putting up with a fight
So I’d bop BIB and Dan Bull until my dad said goodnight
Overtime I’d discover more rappers, and act like the Wright Bros when they discovered flight
Right?
Then I met a girl, who was quite my type
Saw her at school, it was pretty cool
Then I’d go home, have dreams bout her, more REM than Michael Stipe

Welcome to earth, newborn baby
There’s a lot of things here that are real shady
Like selling cheap disk drives, and having 416 wives
Until the police realise you’re not just telling jive
And selling cocaine for all your nine lives
Like GrayStillPlayz, Spleens
Or storing human flesh in fricking cantines
(cannibal!)
We encourage you to not do those things

Don’t do these things

Welcome to 9 y/o me
Just a prepubescent boy living in suburban Kansas City
People used to think I was really really ill because
I was addicted to this small website, called Brick Hill
I would never stop, my addiction wasn’t filled
Gimme any drug
Heroin, Melatonin, Weed
Nothing would have been as addictive to me
Started writing parodies under Banana64
Did I mention my parents were poor
We lived in a tiny townhouse
Then my mom accused my dad of doing things that were pretty fricked up
I had to leave Independence, Start a new life in NC
Then I started posting to YouTube, and making music for free
I recorded random raps over copyrighted beats
If you had told 10 year old me that there was a software
Where you could mix and produce music for free
I would have told you “no way!” and send you off with a cup of tea
People started listening to me
And I started making songs nearly on the daily
I definitely wasn’t as talented as now
My first song was the Neo Shuffle, it got big
Then I stopped
And now I’m back
And now that’s a story for another day
I cook tracks up now faster than Bobby Flay
Thank you for buying this album, buy more please
I might get more personal another day, peace

Welcome to earth, newborn baby
There’s a lot of things here that are real shady
Like selling cheap disk drives, and having 416 wives
Until the police realise you’re not just telling jive
And selling cocaine for all your nine lives
Like GrayStillPlayz, Spleens
Or storing human flesh in fricking cantines
(cannibal!)
We encourage you to not do those things

Welcome to earth, newborn baby
There’s a lot of things here that are real shady
Like selling cheap disk drives, and having 416 wives
Until the police realise you’re not just telling jive