Welcome (Intro)

Welcome students
This is your Dean
Loud and in living color
On this day one of your new scholastic lives
Today is the day you accept your mind -though scattered
Battered, muddled, and unhinged - and
Find companionship in new knowledge
Please proceed to Jenkins Hall where we will begin

Your Course List:
Introduction to Extraversion
Insomnia Through A Contemporary Canon
Axiology 101
Advanced Control Theory
And Exploratory Cooperative Empathy

Here, you will learn to visualize yourself in new ways
Balance your ambition
Discover beauty
Let go of which you cannot control
And find your tribе

The long road to self-actualization has lead you hеre
I see all that is magnificent in you
Aim for the stars my young novice
But fear not a fall
Knowledge shall be your parachute
Knowledge is power
And power shall bring freedom
Greatness does not await you
It is what you already are

Yes, everyone please take your seats
Prepare yourselves
Pencils out
Focus front
Hearts & minds open
Class is now in session