Weird + Wonderful People

(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Lots of snotty nosed kids
Just like little Eddie Munsters
Lots of budding Kray twins
Runnin' round like teenaged gangsters
Crashin' through your living room
Smashin' all your grandpa's ludro
Trailing dogshit through your shed path
Fresh right out your Lhasa Apso

Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Your son's in his bedroom all Edgar Allen Poe
Imagine in the pendulum swingin' real low
And you'll be the first one on his list you go
If that latest iPhone you promised him don't show

Oh, is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
Is your homе full of weird and wonderful peoplе?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Your sister's got a haircut like Kim Jong-un
She's in love with the druggie next door, no fun
Your lover's worried about the size of her bum
Drink a little too much wine, get burned in the sun

Oh, is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)
Is your home full of weird and wonderful people?
(Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down)

Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
Knock, knock, knock, come in and sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down
And sit yer ass down