Weird Cousin

[Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon]
He showed up on a motorcycle
Late on Christmas Eve
Says his name is Leon
But last year it was Steve
You don't know if he has a job
And you don't care to ask
He spends the evening in the corner
Sipping from a flask

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]
He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
Who's so fricking weird
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
He can't grow a beard
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
And you can't help but love him

[Verse 2: Jimmy Fallon]
He shows up on a moped
His hair is soaking wet
He needs to borrow money
'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
He smells like gasoline
Mixed with the county fair
Spends the evening trying to sell
The family Tupperware

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]
He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
Who's so fricking strange
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
Think he might have mange
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
Everybody has a weird cousin
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
And you can't help but love him

[Bridge: Jimmy Fallon]
Conspiracy theory time
The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A
He believes the FBI is really the CIA
The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil

[Chorus: Jimmy Fallon]
He's your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
He's so fricking odd (So fricking odd)
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
How are you even related? (How are we related?)
Your weird cousin (Your weird cousin)
If you don't have a weird cousin
I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
The weird cousin is you