Wegmans

[Verse 1]
Nobody asked me, but I’m gonna say
Hey, I got a feelin’ or two
I’m skinny, an’ I’m run-down
Here livin’ near downtown
I kinda think I need a shrink
And I got the flu

[Spoken:]
[Unintelligible]

[Chorus]
I’ll go cruise Wegamans
They’re open all night
And check out that counter girl crew

[Spoken:]
(Where’d ya get the new outfit?)

Or maybe the laundromat
Yeah, there’s a good time
The one where that weaver goes, too

[Verse 2]
Bummed at the phone bill
And clean outta hooch
Hey, I’ve got a face like a train
‘Cause my dinner was frozen
And my date just as cold
She went home, I’m all alone, an’
I got this pain

[Chorus]
Yeah, but I can cruise Wegmans
They’re open all night
And check out that counter girl crew
Or maybe the laundromat
Hoo, there’s a good time
The one where that weaver goes, too

[Verse 3]
Well, down in my cellar
I dance with a pole
An’ slap it!
When a flashback makes me mean
‘Cause I’ve tried meditation
An’ I’ve tried movin’ home
I tried Jesus, tried drugs, an’ tried TV

[Chorus]
Oh, but I can’t forget her
How ever I try
‘Cause no one could love me like Jean
Yeah, but I still got Wegmans
God love it, at night
And the warmth of the washin’ machines

[Outro]
Hey nobody asked me, but I’m gonna say-yay hey
I got a feelin’ or two
I’m skinny, an’ I’m run-down
Here livin’ near downtown
Kinda think I need a shrink
And I got the flu